Professional Writer Offers His Services To Craft The Title Of Your Next Romance Novel

Everyone loves a good romance novel. And even if they don’t, it’s only because they haven’t been sufficiently draw-in yet by a compelling title. That’s where I come in. For an extremely modest portion of your advance and also co-author credit, I can write the perfect ooey-gooey-hot-and-heavy title for your latest romance novel. Consider it a sure bet on instant “Bestseller” status.

Here is a portfolio of some of my previously-published romance titles:

But What Will the Neighbors Think? by Casey Tutt
Professional Cheerleader, Award-Winning Baker, and…Secret Princess?! by Charlotte Branagins
Sandy Beaches, Broken Hearts by Diane Gundalin
Necking in Frocks by Sadie Monks
Man on a Horse by Susan Meyers
Bungalow Boy Royalty by Sherry Bridgewater
Extremely Handsome Carpenter Who Is Good With My Kids by K. T. Banksly
Lusty Workplace by Lori Trax
Baroque Violinists in Love by Luna Magistrate
Vampire in Cute Pants by Catherine D. Roles
Late, Hot Nights at the Honeysuckle Motel & Inn by Eloise Douglas
Irresistible Brainiac by Beatrice Feed
The Love Doctors 4: Sweaty Gurney Adventures by Teresa Fittingsite
Career-Oriented Early-30s Woman With a Past Who Has No Intentions of Settling Down by Loretta Nebraska
Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Female Groom by J. F. Summerset