Stephen King’s Corgi, Molly, is a Menace to Society

In honor of Stephen King Day (#StephenKingDay), we are celebrating with the two things we here at Get Literary care about most in this world (okay besides books): dogs and emojis. Check out our groundbreaking quiz which is the true test for any legit Stephen King fan: “Can You Guess The Stephen King Book By Its Emoji Summary?” Also related: “7 Of The Greatest Books Ever Written By Dog Authors.”
Now on to the important business at hand. We’re here to report that Stephen King’s corgi, Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, is up to no good and we’re all about her reign of adorable terror.
Molly has a lot on her plate, including but not limited to penning bestsellers.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, takes a break from writing her 1st book, THE DOGSHIT CHRONICLES. A sure beast-seller. pic.twitter.com/MdUl87J2MQ
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 8, 2016
And doing research for forthcoming movies.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, does research for her forthcoming movie, LOOKING FOR MR. GOOD BALL. pic.twitter.com/CQhUGAMUmv
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 28, 2017
But like many of us, she has her priorities straight in terms of din-din.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, considers ripping my throat out and decides to wait at least until after din-din is served. pic.twitter.com/0WonRShPvb
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 28, 2016
Her dining choices indicate she is far more evil than we.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, enjoys her favorite Thanksgiving dessert: Zombie Cat Eyeball. pic.twitter.com/f70ILBhpH8
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 26, 2016
Her transportation choices, too, are impressive.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares for her maiden voyage on her new flying carpet. pic.twitter.com/Z9BJVLCl5u
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 1, 2016
We bet that flying carpet is perfect for getting around and finding new victims.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, has found a new victim. Ohhh, NOOO, Mr. Bill! pic.twitter.com/RDPWURB4nv
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 11, 2017
But sometimes a Thing of Evil needs some down time with a pal.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, rests with her pal Bad Bunny after watching a a couple of early morning gangster movies on TCM. pic.twitter.com/GY37Zu0O4D
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 16, 2017
Though evil can rest only with continued vigilance.
Sometimes even evil must sleep.
But with its ears up. pic.twitter.com/OCRsLakEeg— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 13, 2017
Some still foolishly underestimate The Thing of Evil.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, waits to bite the next person to tell her she’s “such a cute little doggy.” It’s all in the eyes. pic.twitter.com/hVbjsjR7SX
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 21, 2016
Call her cute and she might just devour your home state.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to eat the entire State of Maine. This takes villainy to a new level. pic.twitter.com/sdahOZiizM
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 26, 2016
So terrifying…ly cute. (We’re sorry Molly, but it’s true. Please show mercy.)
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, rests after another tiring day of doing bad shit. pic.twitter.com/uKKHLSzSnk
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 4, 2017
We’re just going to leave you with this portrait of The Thing in all her frightening glory.
#AllHailQueenMolly #BowDownBitches #PupforPrez