Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, takes a break from writing her 1st book, THE DOGSHIT CHRONICLES. A sure beast-seller. pic.twitter.com/MdUl87J2MQ
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 8, 2016
In honor of #StephenKingDay, we’re here to report that Stephen King’s corgi, Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, is still up to no good and we’re all about her continued reign of adorable terror.
Molly has a lot on her plate, including but not limited to penning bestsellers.
And doing research for forthcoming movies.
But like many of us, she has her priorities straight in terms of din-din.
Her dining choices indicate she is far more evil than we.
Her transportation choices, too, are impressive.
We bet that flying carpet is perfect for getting around and finding new victims.
But sometimes a Thing of Evil needs some down time with a pal.
Though evil can rest only with continued vigilance.
Some still foolishly underestimate The Thing of Evil.
Call her cute and she might just devour your home state.
So terrifying…ly cute. (We’re sorry Molly, but it’s true. Please show mercy.)
We’re just going to leave you with this portrait of The Thing in all her frightening glory.
#AllHailQueenMolly #BowDownBitches #PupforPrez